Spooky Season Is Here. GentsClubs.com October Newsletter
October's here, and it's stacked.
Bob's back running Maggie Mays Darkside. Uptoyouka has spread way beyond our own bars. The Ban Chang Trip has found its groove. And every single one of our venues is throwing a Halloween party on the last weekend of the month. Two nights. Eleven parties. Let's get into it.
Bob's Back at Maggie Mays Darkside
From today, 1st October, Bob is back at the helm of Maggie Mays Darkside. Familiar face, back where he belongs, in a Maggie Mays establishment with a pint of Guinness.
If you know Bob, you already know the vibe. If you don't, now's your chance. He's there from today, so pop in, grab a pint and pull up a stool for a chat.
Maggie Mays Darkside is open 1pm to 11pm daily.
From Friday 9th October, the real grass beer garden out back turns into a Garden Party every single Friday. Garden games with the ladies from 3pm, great music and a free BBQ from 4pm.
Bob's hosting the big launch himself, so make sure you're there for the first one.
Uptoyouka Just Got a Lot Bigger
Last month we were nearly at 300 ladies. Now it's 447 ladies across 20 venues around Pattaya and Jomtien and it's growing all the time.
And it's not just Gents Clubs anymore. Gogos, beer bars and lounges from Soi Buakhao, Soi Bonkot, LK Metro and Walking Street are on board, including Babylon, Hunny Lounge, Liquor Lounge, Inferno Bar and Shaggers. New girls and new bars are landing every week.
What's On, Tonight
The new Tonight tab shows you what's happening in every bar, every day this week. Parties, specials, bar crawls and birthdays, all in one place.
Each event shows how many ladies will be there, and they post photos from the night as it happens. There's also a feed straight from the girls. New hair, back from holiday, here until late. That sort of thing.
Right now it's mostly fed by our events calendar. But the ladies can post their own events and say they're going, so the more they use it, the better it gets.
Planning a Trip?
My Trip lets you pin the ladies you want to see and set your dates before you land. Only you can see it, and nobody gets a message unless you send one.
Spot a Lanyard? Scan It
A lot of the ladies now wear a lanyard with their own QR code. Scan it, sign up and send her a message, and your first house shot is on us.
Maggie Mays Ban Chang Trip
Every other Tuesday we load up a luxury minivan and head down the coast to Ban Chang. It's not a beach trip. Ban Chang's bars are tucked away in the backstreets, cheaper and rougher round the edges than Pattaya, which is exactly the point.
1,000 baht per ticket. Only 7 seats per trip. October dates are Tuesday 13th and Tuesday 27th.
Midday. Meet at Maggie Mays Resort. Free bacon sandwich and tea or coffee.
1pm. Luxury transport to Ban Chang.
2pm. Arrive Ban Chang. Free shots, cheap lady drinks, fun fun fun.
7pm. Luxury transport back to Pattaya.
8pm. Arrive Maggie Mays Jomtien. Free snacks, sexy shower show, free shots.
9pm. Luxury transport back to Maggie Mays Resort.
Extra food and your own bar tab are on you. Everything else is covered.
Seven seats go fast. Book online or grab a ticket at Maggie Mays Resort.
Kanchanaburi with Buzzin
Ban Chang got you in the mood for a road trip? Buzzin's River Kwai Trip to Kanchanaburi is the big one.
Three days, two nights. The War Cemetery, the Death Railway Museum and train ride, a walk across the Bridge over the River Kwai, Hellfire Pass, Erawan Waterfall, a longboat ride, the Skywalk, and the Dragon and Tiger Temples. Plus two nights out in Kanchanaburi.
Transport, accommodation, two breakfasts, two lunches and a tour guide are all included.
7,999 baht per person, leaving Buzzin Lounge at 4am.
Next departure is Monday 26th to Wednesday 28th October. Spots are limited.
Book via Buzzin Discord or email 247pattaya@gmail.com
Pool Party Weekends at Maggie Mays Resort
Pool parties run every single Saturday at Maggie Mays Resort, 1pm to Midnight. In October that's the 3rd, 10th, 17th, 24th and the big Halloween Pool Party on the 31st.
Wet T-shirt contest at 3pm. BBQ from 4pm. Free entry, everyone welcome.
Saturday 17th is a special one. It's my birthday, and Matty's, so we've teamed up with Baddieland.com to throw a proper party. Pole dance and lap dance competitions with cash prizes, a bikini fashion show and a live DJ, kicking off at 2pm. Come and have a drink with us. You know where we'll be.
Want to do it properly? Book the Pool Party Weekend.
Arrive Friday, stay two nights
All-inclusive drinks and a free BBQ on pool party Saturday
Check out Sunday
From 1,500 baht for the whole package
That's two nights at Pattaya's first adults only, all-inclusive resort with an on-site Gents Club, drinks and BBQ thrown in. Do the maths.
Halloween weekend is also available with just 2 rooms left at the time of writing this newsletter.
Halloween at Every Venue
Every Gents Club is throwing its own Halloween party, each with its own theme. Five on Friday, six on Saturday, with the Halloween Pool Party at Maggie Mays Resort as the main event.
Plan it right and you can party from Friday lunchtime to Sunday breakfast.
Friday 30th October
Catflaps. Vampire Night, 1pm to 11pm. Bloody bites, blood red shots and gothic girls.
Maggie Mays Jomtien. Spooky Glam, 1pm to Midnight. Ghoulish goodies, pretty poison shots and glam ghouls.
The Brass House. Hellfire Night, 2pm to Midnight. Inferno bites, hellfire shots and horny devils.
Bradleys. Trick or Treat, 3pm to Midnight. Spooky snacks, shocking shots and killer queens.
Club Fate. Halloween Coven, 6pm to 4am. Spooky treats, magic shots and wicked witches.
Saturday 31st October
Maggie Mays Resort. Halloween Pool Party, 1pm to Midnight. Free entry, wet T-shirt contest at 3pm, bloody BBQ from 4pm and spooky shots all day and night.
Maggie Mays Pattaya. Halloween Party, 1pm to Midnight. Freaky food, wicked shots and haunted hotties.
Maggie Mays Darkside. Enter the Darkside, 1pm to 11pm. Fingerless food, spooky music and ghastly shots.
The Camel Toe. Yummy Mummies, 1pm to 11pm. Mummy's cooking, cursed shots and hot mamas.
Free Willy. Haunted House, 2pm to 1am. Mansion munchies, spirit shots and ghost girls.
Maggie Mays Beer Bar. Spooky Saturday, 6pm to 4am. Ghoulish grub, ghastly shots and great girls.
Discord Nerds Halloween Bar Crawl
Let's get slaughtered.
Friday 30th October. Meet 1pm at Maggie Mays Resort. The Pussy Wagon departs 2pm.
Five of our bars throw their Halloween parties that Friday, and the crawl will hit a bunch of them on the way round. That day you've got vampires at Catflaps, devils at The Brass House, glam ghouls at Maggie Mays Jomtien, killer queens at Bradleys and a full coven of witches at Club Fate.
Free to join and everyone's welcome, Discord member or not. Just turn up at Maggie Mays Resort at 1pm on Friday 30th October to join in.
Upcoming Parties
Halloween's the headline, but it's far from the only thing on. Birthday parties, themed nights and the weekly bar crawls are running all month across every venue.
Monday 5th. Cowgirl Party at Free Willy, 2pm to 1am. Free buffet, free shots and sexy cowgirls.
Wednesday 14th. Kob's Birthday Party at The Brass House, 2pm to Midnight. Free hog roast, free buffet and free shots.
Friday 16th. Patty's Birthday Party at Catflaps, 1pm to 11pm. Free tacos, free shots and fun ladies.
Tuesday 20th. Lookpad's Birthday Party at Maggie Mays Jomtien, 1pm to Midnight. Free food, free shots and shower shows.
The full list lives on the events calendar, updated as new parties land.
The Black Stuff
Proper draught Guinness, poured properly, at every Maggie Mays. That's Pattaya, Jomtien, Darkside, the Resort and the Beer Bar.
Smooth, creamy and dark as the Darkside itself. Once you've had one, you'll have another. So you might as well get the card.
Guinness Cards
10 pints of Guinness for 2,100 baht. That's 210 baht a pint.
Buy a card at the bar and each pint gets punched off as you go. Ten circles, ten pints, and no digging for change every round.
Guinness Cards are exclusive to Maggie Mays, and one card works across all five bars. Start it at the Resort, finish it at Darkside. They never expire either, so if you're a Guinness drinker, it's a no brainer.
A cold one in the Darkside beer garden on a Friday afternoon, or by the pool at the Resort on a Saturday, is hard to beat.
BlackJack Jerky. Now in All Our Bars
We've teamed up with BlackJack, small-batch beef jerky made right here in Pattaya.
It's 100% beef, smoked, with 24g of protein in every bag. In this town, you'll need it.
Grab a bag at any of our bars for 150 baht.
Original is out now, with Teriyaki and Smoked Chilli on the way. Something firm to chew on between rounds.
Maggie Mays Fried Chicken
We couldn't find a proper spicy chicken burger in Pattaya, so we made one.
The Signature is a crispy, spicy coated chicken breast on a toasted black sesame bun with shredded lettuce, pickles and Maggie Mayo. The Supreme adds double cheese.
Eat in at Maggie Mays Resort, 10:30am to 7:30pm. Signature 230 baht, Supreme 250 baht. Or get it delivered on Grab.
That's October
Bob's back, Uptoyouka keeps growing and Halloween weekend is going to be carnage.
Book the room, sort your costume and we'll see you in the bars.
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