High Season is Here! GentsClubs.com September Newsletter
Updated: Sep 2
Uptoyouka
High season is upon us. So get on Uptoyouka and let the girls know you're coming to town. Line up a few rendezvous before you even land.
We've been busy. Here's what's new.
Multi-select: Tick as many bars as your heart can hold. There's a number beside each one so you know exactly how many angels are waiting for you.
Up to 20 photos per profile now, plus short video. More of her, more often, less guessing.
The shop's live too. Drinks aren't the only way to spoil her anymore. Buy her a dress, a meal out, movie tickets, whatever takes your fancy.
"Hide" is now "Not tonight." The second she posts a new picture, she's back. Second chances, we've all needed one. Fat-fingered it? There's an undo, and a "Bring all back" button above the grid if you want everyone back at once.
Filters on her profile details? Not yet. Most of the ladies haven't filled them in, and we're not going to show you an empty page. The day they do, we're on it.
There's been a load of smaller UI improvements too, the whole app just feels smoother and faster to use now.
As of writing this newsletter, I can see almost 300 ladies online right now!
It's still free to sign up, browse, and message, with free messages that reset every day. Buy her a drink or a gift and you get message boosts. Or go Pro for 299b a month and get unlimited messages plus more.
Get on it: Uptoyouka.com
Maggie Mays Fried Chicken
We looked everywhere for a proper chicken burger in Pattaya. Couldn't find one. So we built it ourselves.
Big, juicy, meaty chicken breast, brined overnight in our secret recipe to get it that way. Breaded in our blend of 13 secret herbs and spices for a crunch with real spice behind it. Fried to perfection to order, then served in our wholewheat sesame and poppy seed bun with Maggie Mayo, shredded lettuce, and pickles.
Available now on the Maggie Mays Resort Uptoyouka shop and on Grab. Also available to order in person at Maggie Mays Resort Cafe from 10am to 7pm daily.
Pool Party Weekend Packages
Roll in Friday, party Saturday, rest up and check out Sunday, all at Maggie Mays Resort.
Half price rooms Friday and Saturday night, and on Pool Party Saturday your drinks and BBQ are on us.
All-inclusive beers, local spirits, mixers, soft drinks and Heineken Draft, free from 1pm until midnight while the party's in full swing.
Three weekends to pick from this September:
Fri 11 to Sun 13 September
Fri 18 to Sun 20 September
Fri 25 to Sun 27 September
Packages start at ฿1,500 for 2 nights plus all-inclusive drinks and BBQ on the Saturday Pool Party.
Already in Pattaya? Walk-ins welcome, same deal, same price, subject to availability.
Weekly Pool Parties at Maggie Mays Resort
We've declared it. It's high season. And to mark it properly, pool parties are going weekly starting September 12th.
No more checking which Saturday it lands on, the answer's just yes.
Free Entry - Everyone Welcome - Join us at Maggie Mays Resort
Maggie Mays Beer Bar, Now Doing Cocktails
Maggie Mays Beer Bar just leveled up.
Open front on one of the busiest sois in town, lovely lady company, and a team behind the bar who've quietly gotten seriously good with a shaker.
Modern, air-conditioned, and yes, free toilets, the small things that set us apart from the rest of the strip.
Full cocktail menu now live.
Long Island Iced Tea, ฿220
Blue Hawaiian, ฿220
Margarita, ฿220
Mai Tai, ฿220
Piña Colada, ฿220
Sex on the Beach, ฿220
Cosmopolitan, ฿220
Tequila Sunrise, ฿220
White Russian, ฿220
Come try one for yourself at Maggie Mays Beer Bar, Soi Made in Thailand
Feeling brave? Order the Maggie Mayhem, ฿250. Tall, green, and strong enough to earn its name. IF YOU DARE.
River Kwai Trip, With Buzzin
Fancy something outside the bars for a change? Trevor's running a River Kwai adventure this month. 3 days, 2 nights, war cemetery, the bridge itself, waterfalls, temples, and a proper night out along the way.
Next trip departs 21st to 23rd September, leaving from Buzzin Lounge at 4am. ฿7,999 per person, all transport, meals, and accommodation included.
Limited spots. Message Trevor at Buzzin or email 247pattaya@gmail.com to grab yours.
Steven's Birthday Party
Steven, the man who built Uptoyouka, allegedly from the bath with the laptop balanced on his knees, is having a birthday. We're throwing him the party he deserves at Maggie Mays Resort.
Saturday 5th September, 1pm to Midnight.
Finger food buffet and a full hog roast from 4pm. And yes, there'll be sausage rolls. Loads of them. Free shots all day and night.
NO GIFTS.
We've somehow managed to pull him away from the laptop for this one, so make it count and pop in to Maggie Mays Resort to raise a glass and wish him a happy birthday. Fingers crossed Uptoyouka doesn't crash while he's out celebrating.
Upcoming Parties
Just because you've done the main event this month doesn't mean the party stops at Steven's. We've got loads more going on.
Catch every one of these plus everything else across every venue on our Events Calendar
High Season is Here, Baby
Uptoyouka's better than ever, and there's nearly 300 ladies on there to prove it.
The chicken burger everyone's been waiting for finally exists.
Pool parties just went weekly, with three back to back weekends this month alone.
Maggie Mays Beer Bar is slinging proper cocktails now, Maggie Mayhem included if you're brave enough.
Buzzin's taking you out to the River Kwai.
Steven's turning a year older with a full hog roast and more sausage rolls than any one bar has a right to serve.
And there's still a full gallery of parties above we haven't even mentioned yet.
That's not luck. That's high season, and we're the ones setting the pace while the rest of the town's still asking if it's even started.
See you out there.
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