Good Things Come in Small Packages in Pattaya - GentsClubs.com November Newsletter

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Halloween was a blast. The costumes were wild, the bars were rammed and a few of you are probably still finding fake blood in places it shouldn't be.

The pumpkins are now packed away and we're already looking ahead to Christmas. But don't think November is going to be a quiet month.

We've opened a brand new bar. We've launched a brand new Guinness food menu. Uptoyouka has gone all the way to Bangkok. And the biggest Christmas Day in Pattaya is locked in and ready to go.

We're still improving. Here's everything new this month.

Meet Maggie's Mini

Maggie Mays Jomtien has a little sister.

Maggie's Mini opened its doors on 1st November, right across Thappraya Road from Maggie Mays Jomtien. It's an intimate, closed-front gents club with a great bunch of ladies and that same Maggie Mays welcome you already know.

Perfectly poured draft Guinness is waiting for you, and so is the full Guinness food menu. It's served right there at the bar, and we'll show you everything on it in the next section. Your Guinness Card works here just like it does at every Maggie Mays bar, and you can pick up a new one behind the bar too.

Guinness. Grub. Girls. Open 1pm to Midnight.

The Official Opening Party

Friday 13th November. Lucky for some, and very lucky for anyone who walks through the door of Maggie's Mini.

We're throwing a proper launch party from 1pm until Midnight with a free buffet, free shots and plenty of fun ladies. Come and christen the new place with us.

Maggie Mays Jomtien has its very own kitchen now. And of course, it's all about the Guinness. Launching in early November.

Every dish starts with our slow cooked Guinness beef braise. Rich, tender and seriously moreish. It's the kind of food that was made to go with a cold pint.

Food is served every day from 2pm to 10pm at Maggie Mays Jomtien.

Also available to order for over the road at Maggie's Mini.

Grab a plate, grab a pint, and let the ladies keep you company while you eat.

The Biggest Christmas Day in Pattaya

Yes, we know it's only November. But Christmas Day is already locked in and it's a big one.

We close most of our bars and all staff are moved to Maggies Resort and Maggies Darkside. Which means 400 plus ladies spread across the 2 venues. Nowhere else in Pattaya can match that during the day.

Maggie Mays Resort Xmas Pool Party

1pm until Midnight. Live DJ, wet t-shirt contests and a free BBQ, all around the pool. Sun, splashes and Santa hats.

Darkside Xmas Carvery

1pm until 11pm. A live band plays from 2pm to 8pm, and at 3pm the free Christmas carvery is served. Buy two lady drinks and your roast dinner is on us.

Can't decide? You don't have to. A free shuttle runs between the two all day long. And when the parties wind down, Club Fate and Maggie Mays Beer Bar stay open until 4am.

We will also be doing our 12 days of Christmas Parties across the group of bars from December 19th to December 30th too. To be announced in next months edition.

Upcoming Parties

Don't wait until Christmas to party. November is already packed.

Fri 6 Nov Kookai and Sharp's Birthday at Catflaps, 1pm until 11pm
Mon 9 Nov One's Birthday at The Camel Toe, 1pm until 11pm
Tue 10 Nov Tree and Ben's Birthday at Free Willy, 2pm until 1am
Fri 13 Nov The Big Mini Launch Party at Maggie's Mini, 1pm until Midnight
Tue 17 Nov Kik's Birthday at The Camel Toe, 1pm until 11pm
Thu 26 Nov Pusher's Birthday at Free Willy, 2pm until 1am

Free food, free shots and fun ladies at every one of them.

New parties get added all the time. Check the full Events Calendar so you never miss one.

Pool Party Weekends at Maggie Mays Resort

The Pool Party Weekend packages are back for November.

Roll in Friday, party Saturday, rest up and check out Sunday. Half price rooms on Friday and Saturday night, and on Pool Party Saturday your drinks and BBQ are on us.

All inclusive beers, local spirits, mixers, soft drinks and Heineken Draft, free from 1pm until Midnight while the party's in full swing.

Packages start at ฿1,500 and that covers everything. 2 nights in your room, plus free drinks and BBQ all through Pool Party Saturday.

Four weekends to pick from this November.

Fri 6 to Sun 8 November
Fri 13 to Sun 15 November
Fri 20 to Sun 22 November
Fri 27 to Sun 29 November

Want to treat yourself? Upgrade to a Deluxe Studio or Luxury Suite with your own jacuzzi. Rooms are going fast, so book direct and the discount applies automatically.

Already in Pattaya? Walk ins are welcome. Same deal, same price, subject to availability.

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Uptoyouka

Your Halloween Queen

The ladies went all out for the Uptoyouka Halloween costume contest, and the points are in.

Mo from Maggie Mays Beer Bar takes the crown as Halloween Queen 2026 with a massive 170 points
Nook from Catflaps comes second with 89
Natty from Catflaps takes third with 69

Congratulations ladies. Go and say hello, and tell them you saw them here first.

Costume Contests This November

Halloween was just the start. November brings two more costume contests on Uptoyouka.

Diwali on Sunday 8th November. Expect sparkle, colour and a lot of gold
Loy Krathong on Tuesday 24th November. Traditional Thai dress at its most beautiful

Keep an eye on the app, cheer on your favourites and see who takes the crown next.

https://uptoyouka.com

Go Live

The ladies can now go live on Uptoyouka, and not just at the bar. Catch her at the gym, cooking breakfast, out for dinner with friends or chilling on a day off.

It's a whole new side of her you'd never normally get to see. Pop on, say hi, and send a gift if she makes you smile. Then come and see her in person.

Watch now at uptoyouka.com/live

Hello Bangkok

Uptoyouka isn't just a Pattaya thing anymore. We've gone all the way to Bangkok, starting with Nana.

That's 35 bars and 693 ladies on the app and counting. Wherever you're drinking, there's someone waiting to hear from you.

And we're not stopping there. Phuket, Chiang Mai and more are already in the works.

The River Kwai Trip with Buzzin

Fancy a break from the bars? Buzzin's trip is heading to Kanchanaburi from Friday 27th to Sunday 29th November.

Three days and two nights of proper adventure. You'll walk the famous Bridge over the River Kwai, ride the Death Railway, take a long boat up the river and cool off at Erawan Waterfall. Along the way there's the War Cemetery, Hellfire Pass, the POW cave, the Skywalk and a few beautiful temples.

And of course, a couple of great nights out.

It's ฿7,999 and that covers your transport, two nights' accommodation, two breakfasts, two lunches and a guide. We leave Buzzin at 4am on the Friday, so maybe skip that last pint the night before.

Book at Buzzin Lounge or email 247pattaya@gmail.com

The Ban Chang Trip

The Ban Chang Trips have been a massive hit. Every one has been packed out, and everyone's come home with a big grin and a few naughty stories they probably shouldn't repeat.

The next two are on Tuesday 10th and Tuesday 24th November.

Meet us at Maggie Mays Resort at midday for a free bacon sandwich and a tea or coffee. At 1pm we jump in the luxury transport and head out to Ban Chang, where free shots and cheap lady drinks are waiting.

We head back at 7pm and finish the day at Maggie Mays Jomtien with free snacks, free shots and a sexy shower show. Then it's a lift back to the Resort for 9pm.

All of that for just ฿1,000. Grab your ticket at Maggie Mays Resort or get on our website for more information https://gentsclubs.com/ban-chang-trip

Bar Crawls All Week Long

Fancy something a bit more regular and a bit closer to home? There's a bar crawl running most days of the week.

Hop on the Pussy Wagon and tour six of our bars in one afternoon, with shots, food, a two girl show and plenty of fun ladies along the way. Each crawl is led by the starting bar's own host, so you're in good hands from the first stop to the last.

Tuesday starts at Catflaps
Wednesday starts at Maggie Mays Jomtien
Thursday starts at Maggie Mays Pattaya
Saturday starts at The Camel Toe

Fancy a change of scenery? On Mondays and Fridays the Buzzin Lounge Bar Crawl takes a different route. It mixes in one of our bars with a handful of bars beyond our group, so you get to see a bit more of Pattaya and meet a whole new bunch of ladies.

You can find out more on the bar crawl information page:

https://pattayapilot.com/bar-crawls