Up To You Ka - GentsClubs.com August Newsletter

Meet Uptoyouka - Message Her Direct, No Language Barrier

Pattaya Bar Simulator is the fantasy game we created where you can start your own bar and draft real girls from real Pattaya bars. The data is real, pulled directly from the POS system in the bars.

Thaipo is the tool we built to add meaning to translations between your language and Thai. It doesn't just do literal translations, it understands meaning, context and intent.

Uptoyouka is what happens when we put the two together.

You may already know the girls. Now you can really get to know them, ask what she's really like, find out if she's working tonight, tell her when you land, all without a translator, a guessing game, or an awkward silence.

Write in your own language. She reads it in Thai on her phone, replies in her own time, and you read her reply back in your language. She never has to speak a word of English. You never have to speak a word of Thai.

It even gets the tone right. Tell it whether you're a man or a woman and it adjusts the Thai politeness to match, so what lands in her inbox sounds like a real person, not a translation app.

And Uptoyouka isn't just text. As a user you can buy her a drink right in the app, or jump into a one-to-one video chat with live subtitles translating everything in real time, so you can actually see her and still catch every word.

Coming to Pattaya? Set the date and a countdown appears in her inbox in Thai, ticking down to the day you land. No message needed. She just knows you're coming.

150+ girls currently active as of this post. More joining every day.

Uptoyouka.com - Say hello today.

Know When Fellow Mongers Are In Town Too

Uptoyouka gets you talking to her before you land. Pattaya Mongers Arrivals gets you talking to everyone else.

Log your trip dates at arrivals.pattayapilot.com and the site does the rest. See who else is in Pattaya right now, and who's landing soon with a running countdown. Log your own dates and it pulls up every bar crawl, pool party, birthday bash and food special that's happening while you're here, straight off the Gents Clubs events calendar.

Your days to go countdown will be announced in the Pattaya Mongers Discord Server

daily along with everyone else who has their trip dates logged.

Tick the box to opt in and you'll get tagged in the daily "who's in town" post in the server, so when you're in town at the same time as other users, you'll be able to conveniently arrange a meet up, join a bar crawl together or plan something else entirely.

Expat? No problem. Sign in with Discord and set yourself as an expat. It marks you as in Pattaya until you tell the calendar otherwise. Newcomers would love to meet up and chat with you since you're here permanently and can probably teach them a thing or two.

It's brand new, built this week, and still rough round the edges. But it's live, it works, and the fastest way to make it better is to get people using it. Log your next trip today

More Gogo Dancers In Gents Clubs Venues

It started at Catflaps with great success. Then Maggie Mays Jomtien joined the lineup and added shower shows to the repertoire. Club Fate was next and now Maggie Mays Pattaya has jumped on the bandwagon too.

Four venues, six Gogo dancers in each, two on stage at any one time, 20 minute rotations.

And when they're not on stage, they're working the bar and happy to keep you company on their break.

Maggie Mays Jomtien has one more trick up its sleeve too. Shower shows, ladies in the tub with the shower heads and the suds, right there in the bar.

And if you want to meet them before you even land, the girls dancing at Catflaps, Maggie Mays Jomtien, Club Fate, and Maggie Mays Pattaya are all enrolling onto Uptoyouka so you can say hello before you even touch down.

Maggie Mays Resort - August Special

Are you already in Pattaya or planning on visiting in August? We've got some gaps in our bookings due to low season and we'd love to have you stay with us on a spontaneous getaway.

How about 2 nights at Maggie Mays Resort over the weekend plus 3 days all-inclusive drinks in the bar for just 2,600 baht?

Our Weekend Bender Package provides just that! Check-in on Friday, check-out on Sunday. Get all-inclusive drinks in the on-site Gents Club Friday, Saturday AND Sunday.

2,600 baht gets you a room for the weekend plus 3 days of drinking. A bit of a no-brainer for expats and spontaneous tourists alike.

Fancy something a bit more simple that gives you an opportunity to try out Maggie Mays Resort without getting wasted? We have midweek slots available and we're offering the rooms at half of the normal short term rate. Simple, no strings, just book and get the room for half price.

And if you do feel like getting in on the all-inclusive action once here, just quote your room number at the bar and add on an all-inclusive package for just 750 baht per day.

Full details and booking: maggiemaysresort.com/august-special

This one's built for people already here who fancy a weekend bender or a midweek escape without planning it months out. It sits alongside our regular rates rather than replacing them, this is the short-stay rate at half price, not a rival to the 30-night advance booking discount, which still works out cheaper for anyone planning a longer stay ahead of time.

Buzzin Pattaya Rooms – Stay Right in the Heart of It All

Prefer to stay more central? Buzzin Lounge has you covered. Their newly refurbished, double-glazed rooms are available right above the Buzzin Lounge on Soi Chaiyapoon, putting you right in the middle of Central Pattaya and everything it has to offer.

🛏️ Normal Room – 500฿ per night

🌴 Balcony Room – 600฿ per night

💸 Discounts available for stays longer than 2 weeks

💧 Free water, tea and coffee included

🧹 Daily cleaning service

Amazing location and outstanding value for money.

📧 For more info or to book, contact 247pattaya@gmail.com

Pattaya Bar Simulator: Win Real Prizes

Still grinding away at Pattaya Bar Simulator? Don't forget it's not just bragging rights on the line, there are real world prizes up for grabs.

฿5,000,000 in-game → Beer Card, 10 free beers, claim around our group of Gents Clubs

฿7,500,000 in-game → your own Bar Simulator T-Shirt

฿10,000,000 in-game → an engraved pint glass

Latest winner to hit the Custom Pint Glass tier: Cupid Stunts. Check out their custom glass. You could be next to win if you start playing Pattaya Bar Simulator

August Birthday Parties & Events

August's packed, birthdays, buffets and free shots most nights of the week. Full calendar always up to date at pattayapilot.com/events, here's what's coming up.

MON 3 AUG · FREE WILLY · 2PM–1AM

Flirty Felines Party. Teriyaki chicken skewers, free shots.

TUE 4 AUG · MAGGIE MAY'S PATTAYA · 1PM TILL LATE

Popy & Van's Birthday. Free buffet, free hugs, ice-cold Guinness straight from Ireland.

WED 5 AUG · MAGGIE MAYS DARKSIDE · 1PM–11PM

Micky, Fon, Lily & Patty's Birthday. Free food, free shots, karaoke.

THU 6 AUG · MAGGIE MAYS JOMTIEN · 1PM–MIDNIGHT

Pizza's Birthday. Free food, free shots.

FRI 7 AUG · THE CAMEL TOE · 1PM–11PM

Marco's Birthday. Authentic Indonesian buffet, rendang, satay, nasi goreng and more. Come get Marco drunk, if he has any friends.

FRI 14 AUG · MAGGIE MAY'S BEER BAR · 6PM–4AM

Gay & Aom's Birthday. Free food, free shots, fun ladies.

POOL PARTY · SATURDAY 15 AUG · MAGGIE MAYS RESORT · 1PM–MIDNIGHT

The big one this month. Free entry, everyone welcome.

Wet T-Shirt Contest at 3pm. Free BBQ from 4pm. Free shots all day and night. Get in early for the best seats.

Current Venues & Opening Times

Bradleys reopened Sunday 19th July with its usual hours, 3pm to Midnight. Here's a rundown of every venue's latest opening times before we sign off.

Venue	Hours
The Camel Toe	1pm–11pm
Catflaps	1pm–11pm
Maggie Mays Darkside	1pm–11pm
Maggie Mays Pattaya	1pm–Midnight
Maggie Mays Jomtien	1pm–Midnight
Maggie Mays Resort	1pm–Midnight
The Brass House	2pm–Midnight
Buzzin Lounge	2pm–1am
Free Willy	2pm–1am
Bradleys	3pm–Midnight
Club Fate	6pm–4am
Maggie Mays Beer Bar	6pm–4am

Hope to see you around the bars, either now this low season or soon when high season rolls around. And if you're stuck at home in the meantime, it's not all doom and gloom. Between Pattaya Bar Simulator, Thaipo.ai and Uptoyouka, home's not such a bad place to be either.